The Adventures of Bob!

          One day a baby was walking on the sidewalk with a big bag of newspapers,his name was Bob. He said:"Can I be a president?" A man in the government who was drunk said :"Yes,yes you can." So the baby was on the democrat side of the debate. Everybody laughed and voted for another candidate named Bob. When the announcer said the winner was Bob the baby Bob and the man Bob came up. The baby said goo goo ga goo goo ga and the man Bob got irritated. So then the baby started to make commercials, in each commercial he said "Vot or me!" During the presidential debate he said "Wa?" so much that the republican,(The guy who lost Obama) Mitt Romney  was going to jump off a cliff. A bunch of people were mad because a baby was going to be a president! Everybody sprayed themselves in perfume in Russia while the baby president looked at an asteroid that was going to hit Russia. Eventually only Bob survived an he became president. Soon he had one catchphrase: Taste is king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People hated that catchphrase so they never went to Burger King. Eventually a chicken witch made a spell and poured it into Bob's milk. He drank the milk and started to float into outer space. He chocked out all the air he had in himself. Finally the people were so happy he DIED. :{}